Ask to have your hair shaved on the sides while keeping the weight on top, transitioned with a slick skin fade to give it a modern edge. He suggests shaving the sides every few weeks to keep it looking clean, and styling it with texturising spray over wet hair.
A blow-dry and a vent brush will help to train it in the right direction, and a dab of clay will keep everything in place. Then, and only then, can you plonk a baker boy hat on top and ruin all of you hard work.
And there you have it. An outfit that will strike fear into the hearts of all you meet. That was the aim, right? Well then you're more than welcome.
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