Things You Should Never Do in Airports and on Airplanes

No, really. Don’t get drunk. Not only are the effects of alcohol greater at 30,000 feet, not only is it socially unacceptable to make a fool out of yourself—running the risk of causing an incident that could require crew intervention or, worse, an emergency landing—but you’re going to need your wits about you for even the simplest task of getting to your next gate.