Ox Hunting Ranch
in Uvalde, Texas (about two hours from San Antonio) has a tank!
1944 M4A2E8 Sherman
What You Can Do:
The above price includes an hour of driving around as well as 100 rounds each from the tank's three different machine guns. The ranch also throws in some other non-tank related bits like free fishing, but we're all about driving tanks here.
Can You Crush a Car?:
Safety Classes Involved:
There's at least one "training" session which most likely includes safety lessons.