Exotic hats at the Royal Ascot Festival

This is Jacqui St Clair, a former Page 3 girl and a former paramour of Simon Cowell, and while this is INSANE, I actually kind of love it. Most people go to the Royal Ascot to watch the horse races, but if you're like us, you know the main attraction at this high-society event is the fashion, especially the hats. From lavish wide-brimmed hats to sculptural toppers, here are some of the most impressive headpieces at the annual five-day occasion.